Teide - Tenerife - Spain (by Raico Rosenberg)
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me when i see a dog: pubby!
me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…
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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
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and when Persephone was in the underworld she ate just one bite of avocado toast and so, from thence forth, was cursed to never own a home
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there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
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If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes
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me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago?
someone: …10 years ago
my brain
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